In the ultimate Catch – 22, an Ohio Judge has ruled that a man who appeared before him is legally dead, even though he is very much alive. In 1994, an Ohio court declared Donald E. Miller Jr. dead. He had been missing for several years and his wife needed to formalize his death to qualify her daughters for social security benefits. On Monday, Donald E. Miller appeared in court to testify on behalf of his own existence. He lost.

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